Last night our family went out to dinner at Olive Garden and I nearly died laughing at yet another one of Boston's funny sayings...
Right when our food arrived, as usual, Boston announced that he had to go to the bathroom. Amber gave me the "I'm 8.95 months pregnant" look, which loosely translates to "I hate you for getting me pregnant AGAIN, I can't move out of this booth with a baby in my stomach so take your boy to the bathroom." Seeing my domestic self interest, I obliged and off we went to the men's room...
In a gesture of solidarity I went into the stall with Bos since the urinals were too tall and I stood guard at the door while he dropped his drawers and attempted to pee. I'm still unclear as to what happened next... whether it was stage fright, a long fuse, hang-fire, etc... but for whatever reason he experienced technical difficulties.
After a couple of seconds he turned around with a concerned look on his face, started to pull up his pants and said, "it's okay, I'll just try again later..."
Bewildered, I reassured him and said... "it's okay buddy, go ahead and try again, we're not in a rush..."
Bos then re-assumed the position and almost immediately things started to flow... upon which he breaks out laughing out loud and says in a eureka moment...
"Oh geez dad, I guess it (referring to his unit) was JUST TAKING A NAP!"
Needless to say, I was hysterical. I love that boy.
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